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Chapter Eight: Honeymoon On Venus
Although the pictures they took disproved what they had to say, Rex and Valence maintain that they spent their honeymoon on the planet Venus. A quick glance at the photos show that it is more accurate to assume that they spent their honeymoon passed out on the floor of a cheap roadside motel. Empty whiskey bottles, knocked over hookahs, and scattered syringes suggest that their bodies might have spent the weekend in the motel, but their minds might have been on Venus after all. Regardless of where it was spent, their honeymoon was an inauspicious start to an inauspicious marriage. Chapter Nine: Jesus Christ Pose |